I am posting, this to prove a point.... PLEASE IGNORE

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Horning

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I think not."

H. L.. Mencken

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields

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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group - Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

The Kidnapping of Red Cup and more…….

It was the Monday misery moos. The Red Cup had had a fabulouso weekend and was trying to look busy when Hissing Sid came by…………

Hissing Sid………."Sssssso …………sssssshow sssswas sssyour sssweekend?"

Red Cup…………."Ssuper" (Red Cup wondered if that ssss thing was contagious.)

Hissing Sid…….."Ssssswant ssto sssjoin sssus sssfor sssslunch?"

Red …………."Ssssssounds ssslovely." (It was contagious.)

At the morning break, the NATU members decided they would take turns to shadow the evil Madafi and record all the the alleged infridgements so the cups had their own records. Red Cup was pleased and felt better about the plight of everyone in the flat building. Oddly enough, Madafi was not seen that morning and the rumor was Madafi was practicing being off for retirement. This seemed to create a glow of brightness, making the liquid containing containers feel all could be well; that life in the flat building could change for the better. Or it could been that some very handsome electricians coincidently appeared with very interesting tattoos - installing new energy efficient lights that also gave out some feel good vitamin rays. Some kind of new energy policy.

Anyway, Hissing Sid was waiting outside the flat building at lunchtime when the Red Cup came out. Suddenly, Madafi jumped out and started to pull Red Cup into the bushes…….Red Cup signaled to Hissing Sid to help but Hissing Sid just stood there………"Ssssssorry….ssssred sssscup ssssit ssssis sssto sssslate." Madafi was tying Red Cup to a big bush so Madafi could claim Red Cup had not returned from lunch and could fire Red Cup. Then there were lots of big bright lights…………Were they planes? Were they Comets? Were they the Osmond's shining teeth? No it was the very handsome electricians who surrounded Madafi and Hissing Sid with their bright tube lights so Madafi and Hissing Sid could not see they were being lasored (like tanning but with personality changing rays). The very handsome electricians said they were on a mission - to bring light and happiness to all dark workplaces. They had been watching the going on and did not want to leave the cups and glasses in the dark anymore. Madafi and Hissing Sid became wonderful water containing vessels. NATU was happy. Red Cup was ecstatic. The Coffee Pots eventually recovered and they all live happily ever after. And writer can go now go back to her life.

THE END

After my long weekend with Roger I needed a good scrub down!

No words...

I decided to make a 3 day weekend so I said my goodbyes to my work buddies. Out of the blue, I was told I was being sent home with a random dude from the office. He seems nice enough but we have never really talked, it seems that going home with him is moving a little too fast. He told me we were going to a basketball game or something like that. I hope he treats me well! He promised to update the followers about our weekend, keeping it G rated I hope.

Sometimes when you fill the red cup with liquids other than water it causes the red cup to make bad choices. It also causes the red cup to have trouble standing up....

You would think the red cup would know better but for some reason the red cup does not learn from it's past mistakes!