The Kidnapping of Red Cup and more…….

It was the Monday misery moos. The Red Cup had had a fabulouso weekend and was trying to look busy when Hissing Sid came by…………

Hissing Sid………."Sssssso …………sssssshow sssswas sssyour sssweekend?"

Red Cup…………."Ssuper" (Red Cup wondered if that ssss thing was contagious.)

Hissing Sid…….."Ssssswant ssto sssjoin sssus sssfor sssslunch?"

Red …………."Ssssssounds ssslovely." (It was contagious.)

At the morning break, the NATU members decided they would take turns to shadow the evil Madafi and record all the the alleged infridgements so the cups had their own records. Red Cup was pleased and felt better about the plight of everyone in the flat building. Oddly enough, Madafi was not seen that morning and the rumor was Madafi was practicing being off for retirement. This seemed to create a glow of brightness, making the liquid containing containers feel all could be well; that life in the flat building could change for the better. Or it could been that some very handsome electricians coincidently appeared with very interesting tattoos - installing new energy efficient lights that also gave out some feel good vitamin rays. Some kind of new energy policy.

Anyway, Hissing Sid was waiting outside the flat building at lunchtime when the Red Cup came out. Suddenly, Madafi jumped out and started to pull Red Cup into the bushes…….Red Cup signaled to Hissing Sid to help but Hissing Sid just stood there………"Ssssssorry….ssssred sssscup ssssit ssssis sssto sssslate." Madafi was tying Red Cup to a big bush so Madafi could claim Red Cup had not returned from lunch and could fire Red Cup. Then there were lots of big bright lights…………Were they planes? Were they Comets? Were they the Osmond's shining teeth? No it was the very handsome electricians who surrounded Madafi and Hissing Sid with their bright tube lights so Madafi and Hissing Sid could not see they were being lasored (like tanning but with personality changing rays). The very handsome electricians said they were on a mission - to bring light and happiness to all dark workplaces. They had been watching the going on and did not want to leave the cups and glasses in the dark anymore. Madafi and Hissing Sid became wonderful water containing vessels. NATU was happy. Red Cup was ecstatic. The Coffee Pots eventually recovered and they all live happily ever after. And writer can go now go back to her life.

THE END